That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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