So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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