Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
How's work?
Spinning.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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