Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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