Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Man, jail baloney is awful.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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