So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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