He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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