I CAN MOONWALK!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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