this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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