no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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