i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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