You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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