And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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