Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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