Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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