whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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