Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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