Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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