Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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