I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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