How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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