did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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