You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Houston, we have a squirter
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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