Sponge bath it is.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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