I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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