i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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