Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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