it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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