What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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