she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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