Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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