you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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