Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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