My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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