Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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