She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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