He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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