I'm sorry my penis didn't work
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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