i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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