walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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