Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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