I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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