i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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