I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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