She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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