Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
why is half of my head shaved?
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