i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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