also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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