Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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