and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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