were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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