haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
try to milk me bitch
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