i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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