Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
please don't ironically join a cult
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