sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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