But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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