just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
